One team = One Sentence
Your quickest recap of the NFL’s Week 2.
Arizona Cardinals
After making us think they might be good last week, and losing, they flipped the script and made us realize they are good.
Atlanta Falcons – We’ll see tomorrow.
Baltimore Ravens
Lamar Jackson is both the solution and the problem.
Buffalo Bills
Bills Mafia in week two is already thinking Super Bowl or bust, and I don’t blame them.
Carolina Panthers
For the second week in a row, “Yeah”.
Chicago Bears
Caleb Williams looked like a rookie for the second week in a row, which is less than ideal.
Cincinnati Bengals
Cincinnati has really regretting attempting to coin Arrowhead as “Burrowhead”.
Cleveland Browns
Deshaun Watson still doesn’t deserve to be an NFL QB, but at least he helped the team to victory – didn’t lead them there, but helped them.
Dallas Cowboys
Dak looked like Dak today, an average QB who is being paid like he is going to be a hall of famer.
Denver Broncos
Bo Nix’s being your leading rusher isn’t going to win you any games in the NFL.
Detroit Lions
For the second week in a row, the team I thought was going to win the Super Bowl hasn’t looked anywhere near a team that is going to sniff the playoffs.
Green Bay Packers
Sports books across the country took alot of money because Malik Willis decided he was going to be good today in place of Jordan Love.
Houston Texans
This team looks like they could be legitimate Super Bowl contenders.
Indianapolis Colts
Remember last week, and the past year, when I said Anthony Richardson isn’t good?
Jacksonville Jaguars
It’s time to start considering the fact that Trevor Lawrence is overrated.
Kansas City Chiefs
The Chiefs are still the Chiefs, winning ugly is still winning.
Las Vegas Raiders
Way to put on a show out there Gardner Minshew against the reigning MVP, with zero run game he did it on his own (with the help of Devante Adams and Brock Bowers).
Los Angeles Chargers
You played the Panthers, can we really judge your performance?
Los Angeles Rams
First Puka Nacua, now Cooper Kupp, this is not a good time to be a Lamb.
Miami Dolphins
Tua says he isn’t going to retire, and that might be the single dumbest thing in the history of the NFL. *I know this is “one sentence” but this deserves some more. My God man, put your family first, put your future first, watch the replay of your multiple concussions and your body convulsing and locking up, and try and justify this decision.*
Minnesota Vikings
Sam Darnold does it again, this time against his former team, weird what happens when he has a team around him. #FightOn
New England Patriots
How bad is Drake Maye looking in practice that you are running out Jacoby Brisett?
New Orleans Saints
Another abosultely insane performace from the Saints, who’s coach was supposed to be the first one fired this year.
New York Giants
For the second week in a row, my prediction of Daboll being the first coach fired is looking better and better.
New York Jets
This team does not look like they were supposed to with Aaron Rodgers at the helm.
Philadelphia Eagles – We will see tomorrow.
Pittsburgh Steelers
Giving Russel Wilson the game ball is an all-time comedy move, just pure comedy.
San Francisco 49ers
No McCaffrey for possibly an extended period of time and a loss to your former back up QB, not the time to hit that panic button yet…
Seattle Seahawks
Geno Smith had 327 yards and a TD today, impressive performance – doesn’t mean he is the guy.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
BAKER MAYFIELD FOR MVP!
Washington Commanders
Jayden Daniels didn’t look bad, he also didn’t do anything specifically special, but none the less he got a W and thats all that matters in this league.
Till Next Time,
Trevor
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